note to self:
you should stop using the “you’re dunkin’ donuts; i’m krispy kreme” shit. it is not worth it and nobody but you understand the fuckin’ “obscure” meaning.

note to self2:
if you really want to use the “today i’m one blowjob older” shit, please do it responsibily, will you?

note to self3:
why the fuck are you doing this?